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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1204 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
