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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9937 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 94 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
