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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8557 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
