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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 152 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
