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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1924 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
