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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 5496 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!