Join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the chaos of the TrkC-PTPσ protein complex! Forget about building houses and farming, on our server, you’ll be disrupting brain cell communication and causing abnormal synapse organization like never before!

Watch as your fellow players spiral into anxiety, autism, and schizophrenia, all in the name of fun! Who needs therapy when you have our server to mess with your brain chemistry?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of brain-related shenanigans! Just remember to bring your tin foil hat to protect yourself from the mind-altering effects. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave our crazy server once you experience the madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Meteorites Collected: 3 Divine Spears Created: 13
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

    Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

    Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

    But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Emeralds Found: 1062
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1072
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFsteals4funCraft

    GFsteals4funCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

    We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLessons

    CraftyLessons
    Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

    As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

    Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 50
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EverestClimber100

    EverestClimber100
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paws & Pixels Server

    Paws & Pixels Server
    so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

    well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

    plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

    so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

    Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros
    so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

    if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Runes Activated: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Diamond Rush

    The Diamond Rush

    The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
    Mods A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
    No TP No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Enival server?

    You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

    3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

    The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Enchantments Applied: 98
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Child Molested Minecraft Server

    Child Molested Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

    From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?

    Well /minecraft /SMP /biz/, which /block will /you /mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane pranks, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our server is home to a group of players who are always up to no good, whether it’s building giant statues of themselves or starting a sheep rebellion.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find, just because we can. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 63

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the most outrageous family drama you’ve ever seen – we’ve got siblings refusing to attend funerals, moms causing chaos, and toxic relationships galore. Skip your brother’s wedding? Why not, when he couldn’t even make it to your husband’s funeral! Who needs enemies when you’ve got family like this? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the insanity – just don’t forget to put on your big boy pants!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 2290

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AltLifeCraft

    AltLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest alt account dreams! Imagine having multiple personalities in real life – you could be a ninja one day, a pirate the next, and a unicorn the day after that! Join our server and experience the ultimate identity crisis in the best way possible. From building epic castles to battling dragons, the possibilities are endless when you have multiple alt accounts in real life. So come on, join us and let your alter egos run wild in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4123 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Struggle with Basic Minecraft Skills – Just Like Hermitcraft But We Suck!

    Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

    Category Description
    Version Java 1.21 (Vanilla)
    Whitelisted Yes
    Mods BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more

    Why Join Us?

    Don’t miss our upcoming Pig PVP Event in 24 hours!

    How to Join:

    Join us on DISCORD

    Happy crafting!

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server always up to date with the latest features? Yes, we are on Java 1.21 and update regularly.
    How can I protect my builds from griefers? Although it’s vanilla, we have measures in place for grief protection.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, we have rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable community experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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