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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5572 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Votes: | 9564 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
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