BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	253
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

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Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	751

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Emeralds Found:	4361	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	1528
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Star Shards Collected:	286
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mines Excavated:	4285

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2458	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35
Star Shards Collected:	120	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Items Found:	2559	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	455524
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!