Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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