Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchantments Applied: 228

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Xp smp

    Xp smp

    Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Boukeys McMMO

    Boukeys McMMO

    Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Armoury

    The Armoury

    On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

    Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

    IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 354 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Mustardrealms

    Mustardrealms
    Server Information

    Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

    Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

    Server Features:

    Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

    Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The BDGCraft

    The BDGCraft

    Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Animals Bred: 162
    Alien Abductions: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Magic voxels

    Magic voxels

    Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

    Who we are:

    We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

    It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

    Why we are different:

    We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

    You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

    We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

    So:

    If you’re looking for;

    A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

    You’ve found it!

    play.dbdmc.com

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SimAlley Sheepies

    SimAlley Sheepies

    A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AssassinPvP

    AssassinPvP

    IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

    Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Miracle mc skyblock

    Miracle mc skyblock

    MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8072 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ChillMines

    ChillMines

    CHILLMINES

    OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

    ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Breakdown Servers

    Breakdown Servers

    Welcome to Breakdown Servers.

    We support the following mods on all of our servers!

    Pixelmon CustomNPCs

    Come join Breakdown Servers to have a time like no other! You won’t regret it!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Koolsurvival

    Koolsurvival

    This server is an extension to the KoolFreedom FreeOP Minecraft server.

    This was the original server back in the day before it was a FreeOP server, this server was also at one point going to be a semi-anarchy server, but that never was going to work out because it would be chaos.

    This is just your basic survival server, nothing too special. IF YOU DO BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON, SOMEONE WITH CREATIVE MODE WILL RE-SPAWN IT. Withers are enabled, all the fun stuff is there for everyone to enjoy.

    The IP to the server is s.koolfreedom.eu.org

    Enjoy your time, if you do join!!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftGamez

    CraftGamez

    From CityBuild to BedWars, we offer a lot of building and playing fun on our network. Join today and enter /vote on CityBuild 1 to receive a “vote box”. (there are mega jackpots!)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    RGS Union Anarchy Survival

    Small anarchy survival server with no rules. Hacks, cheats, anything is allowed. Ranks would be added in the future if player count increases. Feel free to join if interested. Version 1.8-1.15.x support.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Infiniplains

    Infiniplains

    Welcome to InfiniPlains! (not actually infinite)

    Here you can enjoy vanilla survival Minecraft with your friends! Our server does not have official rules but please use common sense while playing! Have fun!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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