Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 413
    Emeralds Found: 2593 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Dimension Hops: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 206 Crops Grown: 4369
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Farms Harvested: 431
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 98
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alien Abductions: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5898
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 62 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 19
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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