Bottoms Up Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4569	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	6156
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1178
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Towns Built:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	1517
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Star Shards Collected:	177	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Farms Harvested:	632	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	1734	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	175
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5