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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1986 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!