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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8207 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!