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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 257 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Ores Mined: | 4460 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!