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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7869 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!