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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 6671 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!