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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6874 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 144 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!