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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9633 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 519071 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!