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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1855 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 615 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!