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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1365 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
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