Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
Divine Spears Created: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2299 Divine Spears Created: 23

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2008 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5018 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Animals Bred: 54
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2903 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 228
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Farms Harvested: 147 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyBargains

    CraftyBargains
    A lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server, duh! Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, all for the low low price of less than $10! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the mobs and build the craziest pixelated creations you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft adventure for less than $10!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1541 Towns Built: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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