come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Crops Grown: 5524
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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