come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ores Mined: 1217
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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