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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7328 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 614630 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!