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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7045 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!