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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7695 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 485 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!