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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1675 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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