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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 505 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 272 |
Magic Items Found: | 1389 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!