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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 246 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2556 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!