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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 985 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Farms Harvested: | 514 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
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So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.