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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 181 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5919 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.