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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 268 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.