Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY