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Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Buildings Constructed: 47 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Animals Bred: 75
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Towns Built: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Potions Brewed: 76
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Farms Harvested: 869
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Potions Brewed: 27
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Potions Brewed: 166
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 54
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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