Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Crops Grown: 5460 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 761967 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Farms Harvested: 329 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Chimeras Created: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Animals Bred: 64

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Gods Slained: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6671

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Dragon Eggs Found: 5304
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7519 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Crops Grown: 8315
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7162 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Towns Built: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Farms Harvested: 603
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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