Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7754
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Items Found: 7610
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 469 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 105 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mines Excavated: 1820
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 739 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8232
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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