Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Farms Harvested: 178
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 956 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 341

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 140 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DemonsCraft

    DemonsCraft

    Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3534 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dimension Hops: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Gods Slained: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Dimension Hops: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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