Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 165
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AusGG

    AusGG

    AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DrakesCraft Network

    DrakesCraft Network

    Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HalfastMC UHC Survival

    HalfastMC UHC Survival

    Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SonOyuncu Network

    SonOyuncu Network

    Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Project City Build

    Project City Build

    Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • that cry

    that cry

    liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DreamZone

    DreamZone

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    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • lemoncraft

    lemoncraft

    At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Crops Grown: 3708
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ores Mined: 754 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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