Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7255
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Towns Built: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 191

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MCPlayNetwork

    MCPlayNetwork

    Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HowlMC

    HowlMC

    HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • JNJ Network

    JNJ Network

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Some

    Some

    Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Wild

    The Wild

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • WinterCrest

    WinterCrest

    IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Crops Grown: 9281 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 77
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Players Killed by Monsters: 9751
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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