BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	123
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	7975
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	221	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3292
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.