Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Void Armor Forged: 23 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8831
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Emeralds Found: 7939 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Bananarine

    Bananarine

    The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    OldFacs Anarchy Factions

    Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6822 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 986 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minevictus

    Minevictus

    Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2073 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Corbacraft

    Corbacraft

    Corbacraft Survival Network| No PVP | No Grief | Shops | Grief Prevention | Economy | Rank System | More! |Since 2012, CorbaCraft has been striving to be the best survival server to date. With the semi-vanilla experience CorbaCraft brings, you will never run out of things to do in our Minecraft community! Join today!PLAY.CORBACRAFTMC.COM

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1673 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • House of Slap

    House of Slap

    Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats

    Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Farms Harvested: 226 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FoxandtheHound

    FoxandtheHound

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Aptrumi SMP

    Aptrumi SMP

    Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ARC Prison

    ARC Prison

    ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LacoCraft

    LacoCraft

    New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8287 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DarkCraft

    DarkCraft

    DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

    – IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

    RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec)  Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Order Server

    Order Server

    OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 483
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7666 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CypherCraft

    CypherCraft

    We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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