Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Zombie Dances: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RivlerMC Network

    RivlerMC Network

    Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • The perfect SMP

    The perfect SMP

    ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • AlmightyMC

    AlmightyMC

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • AitoFactions

    AitoFactions

    AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Emeralds Found: 418 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5472 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MC Legion

    MC Legion

    Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Emeralds Found: 8942 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 7 Enchantments Applied: 211
    Alien Abductions: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 202
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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