Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Chimeras Created: 4 Crops Grown: 6255
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 7242

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Farms Harvested: 839 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Runes Activated: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 249 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3089 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 429
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • fate x network

    fate x network

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SkyHub

    SkyHub

    Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ZombiEra Official

    ZombiEra Official

    Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mines Excavated: 4785
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 493065 Dragon Eggs Found: 9700

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SpillZone

    SpillZone

    Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2768 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 16b16t

    16b16t

    16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PokeSMP

    PokeSMP

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Vita Craft

    Vita Craft

    !!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • TOMB

    TOMB

    Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Enchantments Applied: 281

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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