Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Love Letters Sent: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Cosmoverse

    Cosmoverse

    Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 216 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Nektax Network

    Nektax Network

    Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 473
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PublicSMP

    PublicSMP

    Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Zombie Dances: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Farms Harvested: 397 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Crops Grown: 1857

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • projectEnchantedMC

    projectEnchantedMC

    projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MercyMC

    MercyMC

    MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 921 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Confused Pixelmon

    Confused Pixelmon

    Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ArtMC.net

    ArtMC.net

    ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • PhoenixCraft

    PhoenixCraft

    **About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MiantaoriMC Network

    MiantaoriMC Network

    Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Master Realm

    Master Realm

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MissionPrison

    MissionPrison

    MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1052 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Animals Bred: 44 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Maritime Survival

    Maritime Survival

    Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • 3b3t

    3b3t

    Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 71 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • craft2style

    craft2style

    =====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SkyHikerMC

    SkyHikerMC

    𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

    – Survival [1.18+]

    – Four [1.12+]

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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