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Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Ores Mined: 4730 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • HOPE MC

    HOPE MC

    Join HOPE MC, the Indian hardcore Minecraft server where true warriors thrive. In this challenging and intense survival experience, test your skills and determination against daunting odds. With limited resources and the threat of permadeath, every decision matters. Immerse yourself in an Indian-themed world, exploring vibrant landscapes and uncovering ancient secrets. Connect with a community of like-minded players, engaging in thrilling PvP battles and participating in exciting events. Prove your mettle and become a legend in the Indian gaming community. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under the pressure? The choice is yours on HOPE MC, where hardcore survival reaches new heights. What is the server IP for Hope Mc? The IP address for Hope Mc is hope.pocketmc.net.And the port for bedrock edition is 25167.You can use this IP Address to start playing on the Hope Mc Minecraft Server now. This is the most recent, accurate, and working IP Address you will find as of 2024.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork

    WaterFunNetWork is best Network with low ping gamemode pvp,boxpvp, Lifesteal other soon join now⭐

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • literal vanilla

    literal vanilla

    literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 6530
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization

    Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Enchantments Applied: 272
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Sarkarnetwork

    Sarkarnetwork

    Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Towns Built: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Villages Defended: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HyperMc

    HyperMc

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MiniMC

    MiniMC

    MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

    – Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6708 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Zombie Escape

    Zombie Escape

    Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 80
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Soul Steal

    Soul Steal

    Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6959 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RebornAge

    RebornAge

    Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ores Mined: 8240
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Phoenix MC

    Phoenix MC

    A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TerryLovers

    TerryLovers

    Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ChainMC

    ChainMC

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 653336 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Thieves Den

    The Thieves Den

    A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Animals Bred: 45
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MenacingPvP

    MenacingPvP

    If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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