Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magic Items Found: 2541
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Crops Grown: 1347 Falling into the Void: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 58
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ores Mined: 1276

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Towns Built: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Dimension Hops: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8108 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Ores Mined: 7562
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library

    The Uncensored Library. [1.14.4]

    Come learn about the history. The #1 Hated Server among GovernmentsSite: https://uncensoredlibrary.com/ IP: visit.uncensoredlibrary.com

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 923 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SkNetwork

    SkNetwork

    SkPrison 1.8-1.19 • A Custom, Unique OPPrison Experience • Extremely OPPrison Server. Forget about Trillions, Quadrillions… Welcome the Decillions • Fortune 1 BILLION Pickaxes • FREE Autosell •

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Red&Co

    Red&Co

    A goddam good frenchy server ! Play with all your friends in a lot of games for free! Server Address PC / Mac: play.redandco.fr

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Magic Items Found: 3733 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Lost Lands Redux

    Lost Lands Redux

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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