Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 9537 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LostOriginsMC

    LostOriginsMC

    We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Zombie Dances: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TownyEternal

    TownyEternal

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • PowerCraft

    PowerCraft

    Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

    Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 200686 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • TheStonedGolem

    TheStonedGolem

    Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 411 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Superflat Experiment

    The Superflat Experiment

    The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

    BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Nostalgic Realms

    Nostalgic Realms

    Nostalgic Realms

    We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

    Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mangrove

    Mangrove

    Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 487
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Boyz SMP

    Boyz SMP

    New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Falling into the Void: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mines Excavated: 1129
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ExoTeam – Club Exo

    ExoTeam – Club Exo

    Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Mcfamily VN

    Mcfamily VN

    MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Watones

    Watones

    Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Triumphia

    Triumphia

    Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

    What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

    Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6788 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9707 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PremierNetwork HUB

    PremierNetwork HUB

    Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

    We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ThePondMC

    ThePondMC

    ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

    Bedrock & Java compatible.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Magic Items Found: 5596 Mines Excavated: 3641
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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