BoomerSlang Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	550	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	238
Buildings Constructed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ores Mined:	7836
Emeralds Found:	6859	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	244
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7621	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	638	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.